Drafting Ohio State’s Braxton Miller?

“With Calvin Johnson’s pending retirement, the Lions receiving corps went from one of the stronger ones in the NFC to arguably the least threatening in the conference.

In a bizarrely entertaining article, ESPN’s Thomas Neumann predicted the next 25 Super Bowls and pegged the Lions to win Super Bowl LXXIV (that’s 74 for those who prefer numerals), 35-12, over the Tokyo Rising Suns on June 17, 2040 in Beijing.

“Nearly a quarter-century after retiring in his prime, Hall of Fame wide receiver Calvin Johnson returns to Detroit for the opportunity to team up with quarterback Chosen Newton and head coach Jay Harbaugh,” writes Neumann.